8 simple rules for dating my teenage dau
Maybe what the writer meant to say is NEVER leave the WOMB. If you can’t find someone to accompany you everywhere you go, in a crowd, with a flashlight, a drink tester and a taser, just crawl back in. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Here’s what The Guardian said, in a long article titled “Alcohol is By Far the Most Dangerous ‘Date Rape’ Drug“: Studies suggest public fears about drink spiking are unjustified…Boy, if I had only three rules to give my kid, I wouldn’t waste one on this.The reason the writer does is because, “It is very easy to slip something into someone’s drink.” Which is true.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
What the writer means is, when you go out with your friends to a bar or party, no one should get left behind.